douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011

Bag of Newtons

Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.

That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.

by Burt Reynold's Oversize Hat April 5, 2009

Smash bag

A condom

The smash bags were too big for my johnson.

by maryyram June 18, 2018

Dirsh Bag

The combination of doosh, jerk, and dirt bags.

Wow, that Drew kid is a complete dirsh bag.

by Some dude with hair November 20, 2010

Cookie Bag

Weed in a aluminum bag from a weed shop

U got dat cookie bag

by Tristan Freeman May 5, 2021

kitch bag

A dirty ass whore. Someone who whore's around with other people's men.

Can also be an older woman who preys upon men 10 years younger or more.

"That kitch bag was sleeping with my husband!"

" I know her...she's a reeeeeeal kitch bag. Her boyfriend is younger than her son."

by morgondaliza rice September 23, 2013

Bag of marshmallows

A small garbage bag, filled mostly with used condems.

I could tell he was a slut when I saw his bag of marshmallows by the bed.

by Tall_dil August 31, 2016