Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

Being Mexican by marriage

Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!

Being Mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 Mexican

by Susie truffle October 7, 2013

sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.

Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'

by Sele November 7, 2013

The Merica

A singular america

I went on the trip to the merica last night. There was lots of McDonald's.

by basic druggie January 9, 2015

Mr mexican

Someone who looks mexican and likes girls with hairy butts.

He is probably a Mr mexican

by Harry Balzaq July 24, 2016

red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.

i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater

by 141ello December 30, 2016

flamming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flamming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flamming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

by Target practice January 18, 2017