moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

Molly

Molly is a girl who is super tall and athletic. She is very quiet at first when you meet her but once she gets to know you, she will open up and become very talkative. She can be very smart but doesn’t like to show it and doesn’t do her work. She’s committed to her sports and school when she wants to be. She loves the outdoors in any way and is always tan. You can get very close with Molly once they get to know you. They will be very friendly with you at first and even when they’ve known you for a long time but don’t get too comfortable with them because they do backstab. She normally will end up finding a boyfriend and will always be hanging out with them but once she finds out who one of her supposedly “best friends” likes, if she is friends with them, she will start talking to them more and flirting with them. She will try to take them away from you in many different ways. Once you confront her about it, she'll act like she isn’t and get all defensive but DON’T let her make you feel like you're crazy because you're not. They are CRAZY.

There's Molly she is always outside and tan.

by lovehatepeople December 26, 2023

Mollypants

The most annoying younger sibling ever

“Shut up mollypants”

by Specialone223 December 30, 2023

Molly guy

a transgender ‘girl’ who likes to run laps round sawley nude

“HIDE YOU DADS MOLLY GUY IS OUT”

by Cookies and cream & more cream December 31, 2023

Mole Midler

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.

person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".

Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".

by Pablo Mercadoo January 6, 2024

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024