When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
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• marta
• martina
• marty
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• marts
• martha's vineyard
• Martha Stewart
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Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
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2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
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Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no
Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no
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