Vape demi-god

Person who cannot live without vaping, he/she will do any trick you ask for. He/she.... is... a demi-god. Like Austin Lawrence

Friend: Dude, he's a fucking vape demi-god !

by hahalopasnedas April 2, 2018

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022

god

the sky daddy

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.

by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022

A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted

" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"

by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022

Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.

Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.

by UnTen May 21, 2022

God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money

There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall

by 🐇 February 13, 2019

God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021