Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

by snzn March 28, 2009

fuck wagon

an extreme whore, a prostitute

I'm going to go hit up that fuck wagon for a booty call.

by Time89 November 29, 2004

fuck faced

To be very drunk

It was only 10, but Mike was already fuck faced.

by Spoonie November 24, 2003

fist fucking

The art of putting your hand up the anal or vaginal canal.

Tom lubricated his hand and fore arm and slowly started fist fucking Johns ass hole, till Tom's arm was buried nearly to His elbow up Johns insides. Tom's repeated fist fucking of Johns hole gave John extreme orgasms.

by Pig Boy Polo June 1, 2006

Poodle Fucked

When someone's hair is poofy and somewhat wavy, looking as if their head was fucked up the anus by a poodle.
Fuck, poodle

Shea's hair always looks like she was poodle fucked.

by Forgotten-one December 28, 2005

fucking eh

The Canadian version of fuckin' A. Used as an expression of excitement, agreement and/or approval of an unexpected situation.

Suppose you win a good game of poker while bluffing, a likely response would be "Fucking eh!!"

by Natalie Elyse May 25, 2008

sling fuck

A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.

A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.

A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.

"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"

"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."

"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007