Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

Butlins Butter Bandit

1) A person of legendary status who terrorizes the public with the use of Butter.

2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.

3) someone who loves butter.

Fuck me it’s the Butlins Butter Bandit

by Save the bacon August 12, 2025

Buttered Cat

a fat homeless bozo who makes rust videos in his mothers basement. Racist towards all british people.

Buttered cat is a fucking dumbass

by scroffy August 15, 2025

Butter me Brown

A term used to describe when someone receives fecal matter (usually in liquid form) on their genitals or panniculus during or after anal sex.

Sometimes used as an exclamation after it happens.

"Hey babe I hope you 'butter me brown' tonight"

"Woah Michael!! You Buttered Me Brown!! Did you forget to douche??"

by Spicy Pudding August 18, 2025

Sow Butter

The thick vile pasty substance found between the thighs of large women.

Sally's office had an odd odor today, when she left for lunch I smelled her chair. It was clear the smell was from her sow butter.

by 2troubled August 24, 2025

Boar Butter

Boar butter is a thick vile pasty substance found under obese male genitalia

Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.

by 2trouble August 25, 2025

Tibetan Butter Dance

When the mandem link up in a gaff after the shisha spot shuts and someone (usually Satti) brings out a 2kg Lurpak like it’s holy prasad. Next ting you know, Sunny’s slipping about in his socks, Deepa is bare chest doing downward dog, and Choda’s got more butter on his bunda than on naan bread. The “dance” bit is just everyone sliding, grinding, and trying not to mash their head on the radiator while chanting like it’s some tantric temple sesh.

Fam, last night was mad… we ended up doing the Tibetan Butter Dance at Choda's. Man’s living room still smells like ghee and shame.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025