cool beans 

A very old word your parents might use in front of your super cool friends to seem just as super cool

dad:what are you and your super cool friends up to?

daughter:nothing

dad:cool beans

*super cool friends walk away*

daughter:thanks dad.

cool beans by Goregasm December 7, 2006

cool beans 

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.

1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*

cool beans by Elizabeth September 4, 2004

Nagger beans

Those little, annoying, rubber pieces that reside on most turf playing fields.

Usually, after you play on/visit/look at the turf field, they end up on you, indefinitely.

"God I just found a fucking nagger bean in my world history book."
"That's not bad at all, this morning while I was showering I found some nagger beans in my butt."

Nagger beans by naggerbeans October 16, 2009

beaner 

Hmmm....well it is certainly NOT what Hurtado said.
A beaner is just a mexican (sometimes illegal)that comes from mexico to get a better job and make a better living. While the white lazy trailer trash people sit on their asses and wait until they recieve more food stamps. Then you here them complaining because they dont have a job because the "beaners" took them all. when they can easily go and get a job. Isnt it funny that the majority of white people, black people, asians etc. etc. dont have jobs, but mexicans can get a job even if they dont have papers?? now what does that say about you people????

from a lazy white person: "Damn beaners, thats why i dont ever have a job."

beaner by chi-townchula26 November 15, 2006

beancrigger

A beaner+ a cracker+ a nigger= one large beancrigger

My friend daryll and matt act like such beancriggers! There are really fucking gay somtimes.

beancrigger by matdog January 15, 2008

Cool Beaning It 

The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

Cool Beaning It by Echoes917 May 30, 2008

Beana

Female equivalent of a boner. An erect clitoris. Adaption of 'flick the bean' as in to stimulate the clitoris.

'you know when she's liking it from the size of her beana.'

'man that chick was a squirter with a massive beana.'

'my trans f-buddy is growing one hell of a beana.'

'my slightly retarded toddler just won't stop playing with her bits until she gets hold of her beana, and off she goes.'

Beana by Subversive July 2, 2012