frump monkey

a very frumpy monkey

'look at that frumpy monkey!'
'What a frump monkey!'

by philly the t June 13, 2008

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slap monkey

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.

Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.

by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008

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Chode Monkey

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.

"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"

by Captain Dingus May 3, 2013

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Skunky Monkey

When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.

Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice

by Doopo December 29, 2013

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