Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

God Save The King

“God Save The King” is the national anthem of the United Kingdom

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING!

What is the lyrics to the National Anthem

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING

by Monkey2007bup October 29, 2023

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.

Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023