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Butter her muffin

Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.
I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.
by dangodame May 21, 2019
mugGet the Butter her muffinmug.

Butters

Nice body, ugly face. Sometimes known as butterface.
"Aw man, she's butters!"

Meaning the girl has a nice body, but her face is ugly/not appealing.
by emily90 March 3, 2015
mugGet the Buttersmug.

butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023
mugGet the butter runsmug.

brown the butter

when ur cock got shiet on it
by Extendedmeme October 15, 2020
mugGet the brown the buttermug.

Brussel butter

A super cute girl who feels weird, but is still loved by her boyfriend.
Jessica is a total Brussel Butter.
by TheWhackyWordWringer March 13, 2018
mugGet the Brussel buttermug.

atheism butter

It’s an object that has been blessed by certain types of Athiest, slapping the butter with their non-godly sausages.
Person 1: “Hey did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian
Person 1: “Good”
by TheRealAtheistbutter October 15, 2017
mugGet the atheism buttermug.

Nutter butter

gooey stuff that comes out of your pee pee that makes girls pregnant
it also tastes very good it has a nice texture like butter
by hawkseye November 28, 2018
mugGet the Nutter buttermug.

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