deez dastardly nuts

Person 1: A man you see that game on tv yesterday?
Person 2: You see deez dastardly nuts on your face yesterday?
Person 1: You didnt have to get all fancy....
Person 2: You didnt have to suck deez dastardly nuts!

by Uncle Ruckus July 26, 2008

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Get the deez dastardly nutsmug.

nuts on ya chin

It means that you must be sucking dick

That ho had a set of nuts on her chin.

by a nutty fuck October 24, 2003

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Get the nuts on ya chinmug.

nut in your pants

When you ejaculate in your pants, mostly pre cum not a full load

When Shorty danced on me and I nutted in my pants .. That chick rubbed my cock and I busted in my pants . don't blow a big load when you nut in your pants sugar wallz bustin nutts bust a nutt creampie

by skyballs August 21, 2016

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Get the nut in your pantsmug.

off-my-nuts

Said as one word, off-my-nuts means please get out of my grill, or out of my business, or leave me alone. Any synonym works. i.e., kindly extricate yourself from my testes.

Yo, seriously dude, get the fuck off-my-nuts. Or, Mrs. Smith, for the last time, I didn't do my math homework, so off-my-nuts. Or, Dad, I will clean my room later, off-my-nuts. Or even, Sally, I am sorry I stood you up, but you have got to stop hassling me--off-my-nuts.

by H-town May 25, 2006

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Get the off-my-nutsmug.

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

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