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I’m that guy
by That guy angle October 25, 2023
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GUY

The sexy bitch sitting next to me right now. He will have sex with your Dad ant day
Guy is sexy
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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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The Guys

A term I coined that's the opposite of "The Boys"

They're nice to minorities despite being cishet and white.
They respect pronouns and don't have fragile Masculinity like the boys.

Proof not all Memers are bad.
Example: It'sBen
The Boys: "What are you, gay? Lmao"
The Guys: "Why, are you interested?*
by Koppykat February 28, 2021
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Stu-Guy

That sexy muthafucka who gets every lady he wants and fucks up anyone who tries to stop him.
Yo Stu-Guy, you really know how to reel the ladies in bruh.
by Darryl Hardy July 15, 2014
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Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021
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Bitchy bacon guy

me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!
by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024
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