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Monterey Jack Minaj

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.
Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!
by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021
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Jack Off January

After deep dick december you have to jack off everyday for the month of january.
by 🍔 Burger King November 20, 2018
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jack my swag

in simplest form: "copy my style"

most popular in the song "My Jeans" by Jenna Rose
ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me. I bet she’s mad cause I look fab Hahahaha, jack my swag. Sticks and stones may break my bones but mine (jeans) look new and hers just look so old.
by Cheesy Wonton May 22, 2011
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Cracker Jack Box

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016
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hit the road jack

Slang for get out of here

Jack is guy's name but still used on woman

You don't use people use it as much

Probably got it from the song or the show unhappily ever after
Wife: i'm getting a divorce so hit the road jack and I don't want to see you again

Husband: fine, I will leave
by Pockeydockey September 15, 2016
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Captain Jack Harkness

A character from Torchwood and some episodes of Doctor who. He is played by John Barrowman. He often fights Aliens from outer space. He has the inability to die, yet still ages. Some theories suggest that he is the younger version of The Face Of Boe.
Captain Jack Harkness can kick Captain Jack Sparrows ass!
by Angel Of Darkness April 5, 2008
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Jacks my wire

by nguyenc October 5, 2006
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