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buttcrack job

When you slide the shaft in the crack until you bust , creating a waterfall of cum down her crevice.
The crack was so deep, had to give her a buttcrack job.
by Buttcrack_job January 15, 2024
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Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.
- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...
by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019
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job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!
Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?
by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025
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Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.
Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023
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West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024
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Suck job

When someone orally penetrates your penis.
Maria, did you do a suck job last night?
by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019
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no job jonson

paultooreal is a no job jonson
by lil_user August 18, 2025
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