laughing off the pounds

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds

The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.

by Unicornfucker6969 February 8, 2018

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beat the brakes off

To beat the shit outta someone.

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."

by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007

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Sawed-off Faggot

A name someone calls a person when they get killed by a person using a sawed-off shotgun in Gears of War 3

Jared: Man i'm wrecking with the gnasher right now

*gets killed by the sawed-off shotgun*

Jared: WOW WTF YOU SAWED-OFF FAGGOT!

by CA-MACHO October 4, 2011

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flex off

have sex

i'm gonna have to flex off with her.

by irishwhite June 19, 2003

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Hopped off the porch

The day your innocence was lost, when you started conducting yourself as an adult. The point in time when you go from child, to adult. More examples would be having sex, getting high, and breaking the law. Popped your cherry.

I was 14 years old the day I hopped off the porch. That was the first time I smashed a hoe.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 24, 2021

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