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Dais-naid

A casually-flippant acronym-remark (stands for "Do as I say, not as I do") uttered by a habitual hypocrite in response to any and all "whistleblowers" who protest the consistency-deprived sinner's "talking out of both sides of his mouth" during his day-to-day behavior and interactions with the world in general.
Anytime I take exception to someone's overly-critical attitude towards me over seemingly-trivial issues, I carefully look over the criticizer's own life and try to seek out any shocking and/or glaringly-obvious ways that he himself "falls short", and I then throw these examples right back in his face. Usually he will at least grudgingly acknowledge my points as valid, shruggingly saying, "Ah, well --- touché, I guess," and then add as an afterthought, "Dais-naid".
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
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T-day

Thot day. Also known as Friday. On t-day, it is acceptable to dress like a thot.
Girl 1: Why you dressing like a thot?
Girl 2: Because it’s t-day!
by Bjones2019 February 8, 2019
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Green day

The shittiest most “upper-middle-class-white boy-trying-to-rebel-by-getting-an-ear-piercing” type music
What music do you listen to?

Grade 7 bitch-boy: I listen to green day 🤘
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
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Incel day

day for incels

takes place March 27th
by nontu inc. April 17, 2022
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Crossbones Day

Crossbones Day - You must do WHATEVER Crossbones says, for one day. Crossbones Day starts on December 30th.
Crossbones: it's crossbones day mf
Robert: NOOOO F*CK YOU :SOB:
Crossbones: ur mom gay LO
by Crossboness December 27, 2020
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Hole day

A day subjectively chosen (usually 2-3 times a week) by males in which the individual inserts a toothpick, sewing needle, etc... into the urethra to reopen the hole for ease of urination.
“Why would you skip hole day, you’re gonna be at the toilet for hours during your next piss”
by KingKrustacean January 4, 2021
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Titty day

On January 22 you have to send a titre pick to who ever asks
Boy: can you send your titty’s.
Girl: Eww why?
Boy: Today is national Titty day
by Daddykane January 22, 2021
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