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Oh My Gods

G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.
by Megami of Nekro August 10, 2006
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breaking my neck

When you absolutely care about someone enough to do anything for them even when they don't want or need your help you broke your neck for them or looking out for them when you know they need someone to care for them
You really going to choose her over me when I was the one breaking my neck for you
by AboogieLongLostDaughter February 26, 2017
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kus my kid

A backwards way of telling someone to "suck my dick".
It is used in a way that people won't understand. Best effective on teachers, coaches. If you ask them they might think if your asking them if they would cuss at your future kids.
Javier: Hey Mr. Parris, would you ever kus my kid?

Mr. Parris: It depends Javier

Javier and friends: lol lol lol
by Vince! April 1, 2008
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kiss on my woohoo

The female equivalent to "suck my dick". Originally coined by Christina Aguilera in her song Woohoo, it can be used to express one's contempt towards someone or simply their inability to show any kind of interest for something/someone.
I should be studying for that test right now, but shopping seems more interesting, the teacher can kiss on my woohoo.

Keep calm and kiss on my woohoo.

-You said you'd take me to the movies.
-Why don't you just kiss on my woohoo?
by awholelottatrouble October 8, 2010
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off my twat

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.
last night i was so off my twat
by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005
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Oh My Goyy

Meaning "Oh My God". This is the way in which those girls who talk really fast say it. when spoken correctly the three words should become one, "Ohmygoyy".. with the "Goyy" sound being held within the throat and whilst the tongue is suspended slightly. It's very important that you say it in this exact way, otherwise you might come across as Working Class.
"Oh My Goyy, that's like so un-frickin real!"

"Yeah"
by Nameless Wonder October 21, 2007
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Put it in my ass

When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!
by Valentino Peoria April 22, 2017
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