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cozy job

a 13 year old girl named Lilian kates formally known as cozy, Bubblecozy, who catfished and sold nsfw art that wasn’t her own and lied about her age 5 times (@lilliana2121) a “cozy job” is when one person texts there lover a goodnight message then proceeds to aggressively masterbate with the lover on vc then after one finishes they proceed to start Autoerotic asphyxiating on their own camera and licking it up while the next party talks about cerebral palsy and does meth then they both go to sleep then both proceed to stay on the call while one secretly stays up with their mic, muted putting spells on the next party involved.
yo Darknova can you give a brotha a cozy job?
mugGet the cozy jobmug.

Sheetrock Job

Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock
I need to go to home depot to buy some sheetrock job patch after last night
by Cheese N Cecil January 11, 2025
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job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.
I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.
by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023
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Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.
Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.
by Nutz56 November 19, 2018
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Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.
I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
mugGet the Swab Jobmug.

Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.
Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
mugGet the Jobmug.

blim job

In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).

Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job
Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed
by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010
mugGet the blim jobmug.

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