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Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
mugGet the Fool-King Jackholesmug.

King Gomah

King Gomah is the little bitch from Dragon Ball Daima.

Jokes aside, Gomah is the newest Supreme Demon King in the Demon Realm in Dragon ball Daima.
Hey Goku! We need to defeat King Gomah before it’s too late!
by Obidi Man February 22, 2025
mugGet the King Gomahmug.

King Pen-ny

A name of a Dapper and well dressed king.
Man, King Pen-ny is lookin super fly in that suit with those gators on!
by Dapperdandaddy April 14, 2021
mugGet the King Pen-nymug.

short king

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.
by junjunnie November 21, 2021
mugGet the short kingmug.

king's gambit

a gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king
person 1:you can't take my queen with your king it's protected by the rook
person 2:this is called the king's gambit nerd
by BoomThereWeGo November 30, 2023
mugGet the king's gambitmug.

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