A Jack Murray Irwin is a type of poo. You get solid , runny , sticky and many more different types of poo but a Jack Murray Irwin is when someone sneezes while taking a poo and it comes out there nose.
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Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!
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