jelly beans

beans covered in plastic

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

frisky bean

A woman's aroused clit.

That woman has one nice frisky bean!

My frisky bean is ready to go!

by CareBear84 June 04, 2021

cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.

Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.

by cancer beanie November 16, 2016

Mean bean extreme

N. - A very mean person.

Xavier, why are you being such a mean bean extreme?

by sonoranfish September 22, 2021

cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”

whoa, that massive stalk grew over night… that’s wild… cool beans

by doctor tj December 04, 2021

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 07, 2023

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 02, 2023