Urban Dictionary

Life.

example 1
Person 1: I don't know how I'd live without Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: You wouldn't. Urban dictionary is life.

example 2
Parent: Kids, put on your black clothes, we're going to a funeral. Your uncle Ben is dead.
3-year-old kid: What does it mean to be dead?
Parent: It means a person can no longer use Urban Dictionary.

by shxps September 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary

It's like Wikipedia, but for stupid people.

Austin likes reading Urban Dictionary in his free time. Because he's stupid.

by AustinTheDum March 11, 2019

Urban dictionary

A wasteland of 20 and 30 year olds sharing fucking garbage jokes and memes

Let’s observe the Urban dictionary

by Manfromthe90s July 17, 2018

uRbaN DICTIONARY

Urban Dictionary, but spelled like their logo.

Urban Dictionary has a really funky logo.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Urban Dictionary is poo poo

no u

Hey bob, don't use urban dictionary to define things cuz urban dictionary is poo poo

by YOU GOT JEBAITED April 28, 2021

UrBAN Dictionary

When urban dictionary bans you.

Ur mom got a urBAN dictionary from urban dictionary.

by  September 20, 2022

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where horny 14 year olds look at random words with weird meanings like Giorno Giovanna being a sex act..Literally phub but words and gifs.A disease.Literally its sole purpose is to give random people orgasms.

me:*goes on urban dictionary
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub

by 九条定文 August 3, 2021