smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.

Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.

by SnazzoBazzo September 12, 2019

smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Fan: "Oh my gosh you're such a smol bean!"
Louis: "Oh give me a break, I'm big!"

by LouAndI November 25, 2020

smol bean

someone’s who short and annoying

karma is a smol bean🥺owo and is annoying

by _archangell__ March 08, 2021

smol bean

(noun) someone who is too precious for this world.

Louis Tomlinson is such a smol bean.

by TheTommoWay October 08, 2020

smol bean

if you say you're a "smol bean" it means that you are a convicted felon and that you are dangerous to society.

felon 1 : oh my gosh you are such a wholesome smol bean!!!!!

felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!

by wabadoo_ November 19, 2021

Smol Bean

Elise bauman

Elise is such a smol bean

by Negovanman trash August 17, 2019

The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.

We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 04, 2022