ass hoover

To suck one's ass, also known as a rimjob.

That brown noser gave that fat chick an ass hoover.

by Kev13 October 2, 2006

sexy ass

1. A humorous exclamation uttered whilst playing a game, and while playing, the game characters unintentionally do something suggestive, for example, when playing Star Wars Battlefront, and you use the crawl feature and make the character back up, causing them to crawl backwards with their ass in the air. At that point, it is prudent to say "Sexy Ass!" to provide comical relief.

*Playing Battlefront II as Aayla Secura:
me: Sexy Ass!
crazedgamer24 (a.k.a. Fuck Bag): lol!

by aka_Pyro May 27, 2007

Ass Ghost

(v) Pronounced; ass-ghost

1. One who comes in the dead of night to rob you of your anal virginity

2. To have a strange feeling in your bowels, and start shitting blood.

3. To feel like one is forcing their way into your pants violently. It is a good chance that you have an ASSGHOST or ASSPHANTOM inside of you.

Man 1; "Man my ass is raped, i can barley walk let alone shit straight, i think i got a visit from the ass ghost..."
Man 2; "Oh how exciting, did he leave you any money like the tooth fairy?"
Man 1: "Nah must of gotten the jewish ass ghost, all i got was a sore ass"
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"oh my stomach hurts, i hope that i did not get a visit by the infamous assghost"

by Dr. RazBerry August 28, 2009

Pasta Ass

An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.

Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!

by sskra September 8, 2009

swamp ass

When after sitting on something for a long time while working up a sweat or working up a sweat in general your ass sweats to a rediculous amount to the point where your underwear/boxers stick to your ass. Often accompanied by a funny walk.

After playing handball in gym nate had very bad swamp ass.
Logan: nate why are your pants still down hurry up we can't be late to class
Anthony: I recon he has dat dar swamp ass
Nate: airing my ass out, feels good man
Logan: yup I got it too. Sucks

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 8, 2009

Ass-terpiece

Used to Describe The Most Amazingly Awesome Ass on a Woman

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)

Look at her ass...that is an Ass-terpiece

by Joe Chaos April 17, 2009

ass mongrul

an itch in the anus or a name for a little brother

god damnitt this assmongrul is killing me

or

You little ass mongrul give me back my cds.

by Puncy August 9, 2005