rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.

Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010

metal rocked

a gnarly headbutt

my son Jebidiah just metal rocked my fucking skull

by germew July 15, 2010

rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person

Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010

charle rock

charle rock lost his eye by defending fat joes name, was on terror squad but was liad out his career after the situation that led him of losing his eye

fuck fat joe his a fat fuck charle rock sould be the next rapper to punch him in the face

by ts tank August 15, 2010

rock 'n' droll

A not very good performamce by a band - especially a rock band, like a Led Zeppelin tribute band.

A: What did you think of that Rock 'n' Roll band last night?
B: Not much really. More like rock 'n' droll to me.

by Seanoooog August 20, 2010

The Donkey Rock

A mythical creature that is a combination of both rock and donkey. It has the force of a Rock and kicks like a Donkey. It plays with a heart yet plays hard like stone/rock. This crazy breed somehow comes together for the win. The Donkey Rock has earned its place as the mascot of Malverne/East Rockaway's Lacrosse team.

The Donkey Rock quickly sneaked up on its prey (the ball) and continued for its goal.

by erinyyy33 May 27, 2011