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Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.
“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor
by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023
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meat cracks

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.
Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.
by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019
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squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles
Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit
by Dankpurpledrank February 2, 2023
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Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship
Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift
by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020
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Thinking meat

Thinking meat , a word lost in years of evolution ,only families of the highest of society we’re able to use this word freely. It wasn’t until the brave knight of fisherwick conquered alcoholism and liberated the book of maglad which held the secrets of the universe
“Okay class I’ve set a half term thinking meat quest on your table , you have 6 minutes to complete , now no cheating”
by Yourmasgashisback August 19, 2022
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Meat breaker

by Fram ursul October 20, 2019
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Meat mackin

1.)The act of telling someone something they dont care about repeatedly.
Meat macker. ) “ dont nobody care about that car nigga its slow af stop posting it ive told u that 5 times🤣”
Person.) “nigga stop meat mackin me u still walk to work thats why i left you on open 4 times”
by Nonmeatmacker March 23, 2021
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