frying shit

What is said that someone has been doing in a public tolieet when you encounter a strong shit smell.

It smells like somebodies been frying shit in here!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

razor shit

A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!

Dude, I had such bad razor shit that when I wiped- it was 40% shit and 60% blood.

by ozzoloc November 30, 2003

That Shit is Crack

instead of saying something is good, or swell

" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"

by Tom Stein February 19, 2009

cat shit

cat shit

cat shit

by Your Co worker June 21, 2019

Phantom Shit

A phantom shit is when you take such a big dump that it has the velocity to go through the pipes without you needing to flush and when you look down it has appeared to vanish.

person 1 : Jaysus, just had a giant shit. When I looked down to check the size of it, it had disappeared.
person 2 : So it was a "Phantom Shit" ?

person 1 : Yeah! Didn't even need to flush.

by BillyyLAD November 29, 2012

Ill Shits

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse

That song is the Ill Shits.

by Socci January 17, 2009

Shit Plate

A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.

Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet.

by crunde85 June 24, 2009