jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

John

A gay faggot that sucks big weewee

Yo nigga you becoming a john

by Follow @slice.and.dice.julio February 28, 2018

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins May 9, 2018

John

The sweetest guy in the entire world. He can make the darkest days brighter with his smile. He's always so sweet and caring and selfless and in general, guys named John are just the best and most loved by their girlfriends.

The moment I found out he was named John, I knew he was special.

by claraowo March 11, 2018

jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018