A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
by SomeCaliGirl August 19, 2022
I got jacksons cake.
by RURRO RAGGY$@#@ May 17, 2021
When one is a strawberry nonce cake
by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020
by Slayrodt July 31, 2018
by RegalBeagal April 24, 2023
"Aye bro you packing cake?"
"Its triple layer dude, GDP, Durban and this fire wax i got from my boy B!"
"Its triple layer dude, GDP, Durban and this fire wax i got from my boy B!"
When you place a urinal cake on the head of the Jappiest girl in your Hebrew school and yell at her aggressively until she squirts!
by Rabbi Ed December 08, 2023