God

A shithead who could’ve love his own sons.

“God loves us all” no. He doesn’t.

by Asmos February 5, 2024

Ass too God

When you wholeheartedly believe in something.

"Ass too God, bro- I really want a sandwich."

by ThevillaRealAshley February 13, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

God

A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.

Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

God

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him

Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan

by Hdhdidrrkdodjdjd July 23, 2021

Knowing better than God

It doesn't take much.

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.

by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018