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Too much talking, not enough booty slapping 

An interjection used to counter a person who is speaking too much without taking action. Originally used to describe situations where a man is speaking about a particular woman he is interested in, but not taking a positive course of action. The meaning has now been generalized to include almost any situation where somebody keeps talking about something, but without taking the requisite action to complete the situation.

abbreviated TMTNEBS
1)

"Yeah dude, she totally digs me. Did I tell you our hands brushed when she walked next to me?"
"Too much talking, not enough booty slapping, man! I can't believe you waste all this time talking this shit up when you haven't taken a single damn move in the right direction."

2)

"So as mentioned, after another 3 months of planning, we'll be prepared to make a document describing the possible challenges of implementation on this project."
"Too much talking, not enough booty slappin! I ain't got time for this shit, give me the goods."
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Gone. Drunk as hell. High as hell. Under the influence of something.
Damn jo, dude slapped as hell he cant even stand up.
slapped by SiLENT74 April 27, 2009
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Happy slapping 

A chav's attempt at art.
Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"
Happy slapping by Spuff August 25, 2005
Slappage is the amount by which your balls urgently slap against the arse of the female you're banging.
example 1:
Stud thinking: "I need to give it more slappage, a lot more come on ya bitch get screamin"

example 2: man and wife in bed
Woman : "Oh for gods sake Derek give it some fuckin arsehole slappage will you, come on swing them bollocks like a pair of demolition balls"
slappage by fahuck muhommad March 5, 2008

Clam Slapping 

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.
My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.
Clam Slapping by El Malo December 21, 2005
When you are drunk and walk into a bar and ask 100 women to have sex with you in the bathroom, 99 slap you but there is always one horny one to follow you in the bathroom.
Damn I experienced my 99 slaps last night, it was way worth it!!
99 slaps by ihatealbuquerque505 August 23, 2010

Slapahoe 

John Smith: I come from England, what about you?

Native American: I am from the Slapahoe tribe.
Slapahoe by LBL, 6 March 20, 2008