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tits and bricks

comparing 2 things that have nothing to do with each other
wayne: idk if i should get a Chevy or an apple

me:thats tits and bricks dude
by wasmuis April 30, 2018
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Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.
If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.
by Morguean April 1, 2022
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
mugGet the Titsmug.

Tit

Just do it! You're being a tit right now, man!
by Nyashchan June 24, 2022
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tits

by mizbah khan June 6, 2022
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2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...
My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.
by Iowa boy June 25, 2025
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Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!
by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018
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