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God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.
We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
by DammitlDave October 12, 2011
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Homo-god

a word created/discovered ironically during a discussion of a rather attractive gay guy. "Oh my God" came out as sounding like Ho-moh-God. Can be used as a substitute for "Oh My God" when used in a context discussing anything remotely LGBT related, or when discussing anything, in any context what so ever
In a valley girl voice "homo-god John Barrowman is sex on legs, too bad he doesn't swing our way"
by 87icegirl September 12, 2011
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Children of the gods

A movement of people who believe that aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago. And That worship them and look for there return.
They live a very intellectual and highly cultured life style in an attempt to copy the "gods".

And also work for a world government, and seek to spread there message throughout the worlds population.
by Judge dredd7 October 6, 2011
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The God Room

Founded at Quinnipiac University. God Room is a bunch of silly goose idiots, but are actually smart. They are always down to turn the fuck up, but always puts family first. Some say they are the long lost disciples of Jesus Christ

Currently at 11 members, but always welcome more. Only if, they live the God Room lifestyle, pray daily, participate in the rituals, obey the moral law, and accept our teachings
Holy shit it’s The God Room their dicks must be massive
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The God Room

Founded at Quinnipiac University. God Room is a bunch of silly goose idiots, but are actually smart. They are always down to turn the fuck up, but always puts family first. Some say they are the long lost disciples of Jesus Christ

Currently at 11 members, but always welcome more. Only if, they live the God Room lifestyle, pray daily, participate in the rituals, obey the moral law, and accept our teachings
Holy shit it’s The God Room their dicks must be massive
by godroom1 November 22, 2021
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Floss God

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd
by Guapteament November 22, 2021
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boomer tha god

God of all, Ruler of none, Cock rings like Saturn.
Hey, that’s Boomer Tha God!!
by Boomer Tha God November 22, 2021
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