can my cat watch?

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.

They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.

by scodder June 29, 2010

cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

a good mobile platformer about a liquid cat

you should play cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

by cosmnik December 8, 2021

Cat kneading dough gif

Slang:gif- I want to massage and/or sleep with you.

Syn: 'netflix and chill'

Popularly used on Facebook messenger as a booty call. Much like the aubergine emoji has become to mean 'penis' the cat kneading dough gif has become the gif form of 'netflix and chill'.

by Chrysippus103 July 12, 2017

Your dog hump cat

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

by Zombie620Slayer March 15, 2018

ur nans dead cat

A word which is used to make a person you are talking feel confused and stop talking to you.

Ben: hi peter
Peter: ur nans dead cat

Teacher: Peter whats the answer to question 1
Peter: ur nans dead cat

by pengist munch in the cinema January 9, 2018

Crazy Cat Nail Lady

Crazy Cat Nail Lady is an alternate name for a certain nail and comedy based YouTuber.

Did you see Crazy Cat Nail Lady's newest video?

by TheZjads October 24, 2017

Cat Dog x Dylan

The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.

Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.

by slutowner June 15, 2021