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Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".
Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.
by TH210 January 6, 2024
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John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow
Look it’s the weird kid John Wood
by ?,? May 13, 2019
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John

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
When you see john

Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!
by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019
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John

JOHNED 💪✌🏻🤪 john is MINE so back off pals 🖕🏿
random person- ooo that lad is fit

johns gyal- HES MINE 🙄😡✌🏿
by silly boy 123 December 31, 2022
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out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.
Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.
by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017
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John Trevor Gregory

A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"

DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY
You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024
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