The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

Lucien Effect

When you (male) mate with a man/woman, you cover your schlong with soap and your phallus extends once inside their pussy/bussy to the point it comes out their mouth and you grab the other end, forming a bow shape inside them as you rinse their guts out

Man 1: "Hey, how come I didn't see Josh at church on Sunday?"

Man 2: "Lucien effect hit him so hard, he didn't need to go to church to get that inner spiritual cleansing"

by Pooman754 April 25, 2024

the derek effect

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!

boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming”

girl: “you got the derek effect”

by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022

The Montreal Effect

If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.

- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.

by MandeeBenz May 13, 2010

Zeisler Effect

To save a restaurant from financial collapse.

1: "My restaurant was going under, but out of nowhere sales are through the roof!" 2: "Yea, Zeisler must have came to town. Zeisler effect."

by Mr.canil October 16, 2025

Veronica effect

When you don't know your sibling has been home the whole time, but they are

1: Damn, I took my girl home last night, we had a great time but then I went to the kitchen and there, she was, my sister.

2: Wow, you had the Veronica Effect

by xxLunnarisxx May 7, 2018

Razalas Effect

When a person knows one of their best friends has broken the bro code on numerous occasions and insists on remaining friends with said friend regardless of their past offenses knowing full well that they are bound to break the code once more.

Danny, you are letting your friend get off easy even though he broke the bro code and it wasn't even the first time either. You're creating the Razalas Effect.

by ElextheExcellent June 19, 2016