Dirty Joss

The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”

He sounded like a Dirty Joss last night

by cm9884 May 18, 2021

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Dirty Breeze

The act of farting bare-assed into an oscillating fan, only to shart during the act, resulting in fecal pollen being scattered throughout the room.

Darryl tried to impress his date by performing a Dirty Breeze. She never called back.

by DixieCupDrinker April 27, 2020

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dirty tito

When you take someone's person item and rub it across your smelly ass hole.

The Dirty Tito
- Tito grabbed Juan's power tool when he wasent looking and rubbed the handle acoss his ass, Juan can't figure out where that stench is coming from.

by Crude rude and totally unaccep January 7, 2016

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turbo dirty

The act of riding dirty (possibly on 22's) while in the nude.

"I was pulled over while riding turbo dirty. Not good.

by Luke Colin December 17, 2007

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Dirty Gumpdrop

Licking or sucking on your partner's hemorrhoids.

Ron totaly got up in their and gave Jeremy a dirty gumpdrop

by cz2100 May 2, 2009

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When someone is in the act off sex and decides to play with the girls vagina in the same fashion as that of a pizza maker.
Then after he is done he pours cream cheese into the vagina to soften up while he waits for his bagel to heat up.

Man Dave was giving Vivian such a dirty diday he made an extra large pizza with that thing and he really enjoyed his bagel.

by Paul Stevenson September 8, 2007

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