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Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
by EyenTheTerrible May 27, 2019
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poop

A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.

P u s h

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PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:

Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.

Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family

BUT I DONT WANT TO

E a t i t n o w d a n t e

ok
by barney September 27, 2023
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Poop mouth

by Supreme pikman October 1, 2019
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Poop

You as in yourself. Just look at yourself you

poop retard. You can do it (NOT) lul noob.
by Your mum gee June 2, 2018
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Poop

A mushy brown cake that is usually warm.
That poop tasted so good
by Happyfartcake124 June 20, 2019
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Piggyback Poop

Pooping into a toilet that has already been pooped in by someone else and then flushing the toilet.
You know it’s truly a marriage when you and your partner Piggyback Poop regardless of what the state says.
by Black Marmalade March 21, 2025
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