Clit shits

When a male loses his confidence around the opposite sex and cannot approach them in an attempt to have a sexual encounter with them.

"Oi, you should go speak to that girl, she's up for it"

"Nah man, I've got the Clit Shits

by Gallaballer August 23, 2014

Chicken-Shit

Three pages on this so far and I'm the first to enter a correct definition.

Chicken-Shit or Chickenshit: Slang.

1. Adj.; Used to describe a type of action in which a person or otherwise inclined entity attempts to belittle, assault, injure, or harass another individual or group of individuals while hiding his true identity or location or by otherwise making himself/herself unavailable immediately after the initial action.

2. Noun.; Along the same lines following the scenario (1)described below, it would not be uncommon for people to refer to Steve as "Chickenshit".

1. Example: Steve, while driving to the liquor store for another 40 oz., sees Frank walking his dog. Knowing that Frank is "on foot" and will not be able to give chase, Steve yells "PUSSY!" from the half inch opening at the top of his limo-black tinted window. (no points! see: Yucaipa)

In this scenario Steve's actions would be considered "Chicken-Shit".

2. Example: "Oh, there goes Chicken-shit. Probably going for another 40 oz. of Old English."

See Yucaipa

by 0per October 5, 2011

Shit on me

Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.

Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"

by Alex Dan Shaun November 10, 2006

Shit licker

A person who licks shit

Kyle get off my ass you shit licker.

by Travis May 31, 2004

frying shit

What is said that someone has been doing in a public tolieet when you encounter a strong shit smell.

It smells like somebodies been frying shit in here!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

Shit Plate

A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.

Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet.

by crunde85 June 24, 2009

The Wetback Shit

The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit.

Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.

Man 2: Gross.

by Alec and Ryan! May 25, 2009