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b l o

How do you spell roasted, toasted, and bloasted?
b l o
by Mo Fathin September 22, 2019
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Mega B

A girl who is ostensibly smart, pretty, and not a basket case.
Charlie: Wasn't Sarah acting like a Mega B at dinner last weekend?
by GarlicHair78 September 27, 2019
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B A S S

A word used to convince someone to buy you a bass guitar

Pronounced: BAse
Son: *walks up to parents* B A S S

*does this for a few months*

Parents: *buys a bass guitar
by Vroom kachow September 28, 2019
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Dakota B

by Melong deek October 1, 2019
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Rich boy deaf b

A privileged cracker who wears oversized Jordan's and complains about gas money. You can hear him yelling Joe across suburbia.p
The rich boy deaf bitch wants 5 for gas and 10 for weed while his Spanish friend fucks his sister
by Bradford cowboy October 6, 2019
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Country B-Bell

A Country "B-Bell" is a ( fully black / mixed black ) woman who has been living on a farm in the countryside ever since the day of her birth and plans to stay there forever until she dies... Or if not, she was likely born in the city and partially raised in the city but hasn't left the countryside after moving there at a very young age ( somewhere between 6 through 9 ). Blackbelles gain the necessary sources they need to survive from the natural nutrients of the earth. For meat; they kill and cook their livestock! To avoid dehydration they harvest rainwater or use water that comes from wells, rivers, streams, lakes, or cisterns. They knit their own clothes and for fruits and vegetables, they pick the plants out of their garden. A Country "B-Bell" speaks with a country accent that is "broad & heavy" or "light & soft." The people whom she talks to for the first time over the phone; will guess that she's caucasian.
Male : Where are you from?
Female : The south
Male : Which part?

Female : Alabama

Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm

Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls

Female : Awesome

Male : So what do you look like?

Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol

Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?

Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.

Female : What about it?

Male : You sound white.

Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.

Male : What's a Country B-Bell?

Female : Country Blackbelle

Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of
by Gregory Forress October 7, 2019
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Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed
A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."
by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019
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