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evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.
Evil hand is such a retard.
by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017
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amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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Hand

used to do everything and anything. Most people use it to satisfy each other intimate areas and give pleasure. Also used to make food.
He gave his first a sweet hand job.
by deepshtman July 16, 2016
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roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.
"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"
by Oooo killem August 21, 2017
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hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo
I've just dropped hand cart load
by jim2233 July 31, 2009
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hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009
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