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Blue Collar Balls 

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift
" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
Blue Collar Balls by anonymous October 9, 2025

Blue Banana

The act of shoving a frozen banana up your ass and watching the entirety of bluey
I just saw a homeless man do a blue banana.
Blue Banana by Urban homeless man October 15, 2025

Blue Pilled

Usually in the form of advice which assumes "what works for me will work for you"; BP mentality ignores the complexities of human nature and the stratification of society.
Chad: "just walk up to her and ask her out, bro".
Some Rush Nerd: "ok, Im blue pilled AF and willing to take a chance".
Blue Pilled by ChadThunderKok October 16, 2025
Holiday celebrated on the third Sunday of May, or the Sunday after Mother’s Day. It is celebrated by going to ihop completely dressed in blue, and ordering blueberry pancakes and the blue raspberry lemonade splasher. Happy blue ihop!
Are you excited for blue ihop this year? We will be so blue!
Blue ihop by Blue ihop October 20, 2025

Blue Rocket

When you got that Blue Pill and Combine it with a bump you go for more than 4 hours and can’t get rocks off and stuck
There I was with that Blue rocket Pill and all ready and wouldn’t you know it, wasn’t happening and I was like forget it I’m done not really but what the hell
Blue Rocket by Snowynostril November 1, 2025

Blue Moose Clap

Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
Oh yeah, I heard Blake got Blue Moose Clap from that brunette chick.
Blue Moose Clap by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025