raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

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Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!

by claudethehot September 3, 2020

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Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

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National send tits to a name that starts with B

The 29th of each month

Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day

Her: ok sure *sends tits*

by Bottylicker December 28, 2021

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Tit hug

when a girl with good size tits, who is slightly shorter than the person being hugged, hugs someone so her tits are right under where their heart is, so her tits can support and heal their broken, damaged little heart

Man I could really go for a tit hug right now because today just isn't my day.

by UrbanTomato September 24, 2020

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Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.

Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.

by Thrupple September 26, 2023

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