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Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
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Urban Survival Fishing

Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.
Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."
by Barkerlona May 2, 2018
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Batty Fish

A lovely person or someone you like that helps out
is a battyfish
Dr Wild is a Batty Fish
by SpreadNoHate123 November 16, 2020
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Fish Zipper

A Woman that has a very fishy/raunchy smelling vagina that one would be off put by.
Whoa!!! Did you catch the Fish Zipper on that one?
by Rocksteady23 April 22, 2022
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Fish to the Face

Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV

Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively
Person one: “I hooked up with a girl last night
Person two: “Fish to the face or penetration?”
by Desereee June 19, 2021
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Fish

Hey man your drivers licen-FISH
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Latina Fishing

Latina Fishing refers to the act of someone who is not Latina deliberately altering their appearance or facial features to appear as if they are Latina. This can be done with changes through makeup, cosmetic procedures, (Changing your facial features to look Latina) photo editing, or even adopting cultural aspects associated with Latina culture.

This has become a growing concern in modern media and popular culture driven by the overfetishization and exoticization of Latina women.

These portrayals reduce Latina's to narrow harmful stereotypes for example: the false idea that all Latinas are petite and hypersexualized.
"Look I found this pretty girl names Una Gutierrez"

"Did you know she lied and is a White girl named Brooklyn Chipman who's been wearing black contacts, dyed her hair black and even changed her skin tone to seem latina"

"But she has the Mexican flag in her bio.."

"Yeah, she was Latina Fishing this whole time."
by Oliviuhh May 29, 2025
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