Life

What people do insted of sitting on their ass all day reading the urban dictionary

I Have a life, I dont sit on the computer all the time!

by J3ff3ry March 27, 2010

life renewal

the act of giving up a vile or vicious habit or behaviour such as debauchery, gambling, drinking, whore-mongering, extravagance and heavy partying and resuming a virtuous life with a clean slate.

If you wanna lead a married life, you need to leave all your past behind you for life renewal.

by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010

Life

Life's a bitch and when you think it's going alright it turns around and does a shit on your face.

life

by coppell1934 March 10, 2010

Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

by jembert January 7, 2010

35acu 4 life

Is another massively misinformed australian who still thinks they're the best at everything when South Africa are clearly Rugby and Cricket world champions.

OMG Australia lost to South Africa again. Sorry 35acu 4 life.

by Brushfire May 19, 2009

Life

Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare!!! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.

Life=death while Death=life

by enemyofsociety13 June 14, 2009

life

men

Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008