The Great Bread Scandal

The Great Bread Scandal was started by Thomas McKenna in an elaborate attempt to push the workers of 2022 towards the bullshit option of being paid by literal loaves of bread instead of actual money. Thus, the term "let's get this bread" was coined as a memoir to the historic event.

I'm tired of this bullshit we need the great bread scandal again.

Pay me with some loaves like the great bread scandal and I'll quit.

by Thomas Mcflurry June 24, 2022

The great kill yourself incident of 2019

In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.

The great kill yourself incident of 2019 really messed with me, it was so deep.

by Ibryoboi August 20, 2022

Irish greaser

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.

Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.

by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022

The Great Circus of Life

Life, and it’s many ironic fortunes

“We’re all clowns in the great circus of life”

by sansdrew October 31, 2022

The Great Sadge

The year 2020 was the start of The Great Sadge, everything was just sadge and it has continued since the writing of this definition, hopefully The Great Sadge will now end.

Connor: "What do you mean that's a meta? It doesn't make sense it's like saying The Great Sadge!"
Joey and Garnt: (laughing)

by UrbanizedLegend November 10, 2022

The Great British Teaparty

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.

Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.

by manofmanytitles December 28, 2022

The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?

Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam January 5, 2023