Dog fished

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch

Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch

by N1etzsche September 22, 2019

Rooster-fish

A Cock sucker

Your sister is a fucking Rooster-fish!

by MissE76 August 14, 2015

Turtle-Fish

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

by lwildes September 13, 2022

std fishing

when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being

guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy

by IamGum June 15, 2020

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

Rooster Fish

Rooster fish is another term for calling some one a cock sucker or dick sucker.

You are a rooster fish.

by Chuck Daniel October 5, 2022

Loaded Fish

A raw fish stuffed full of sliced potatoes and cooked.

Alex, do you have any fish, I have potatoes we can load this baby up.

George, do you fancy coming round for loaded fish and chippy tea?

Dobbo, fancy making a loaded fish with your chicken tikka?

by Pukkas September 24, 2020