swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

Dick cloud

Defined as a zipper being pulled down when you least expect it and being excessively hit with God’s dick. The power it brings is classified as much worse when around the white family.

Well there is that damn dick cloud again

by Dextrit October 31, 2018

Dick Friendly

Dick Friendly, verb: when one plays with a penis for hours on end questioning their sexuality.

Alex was hot for dick after pulling a dick friendly all night.

by Richard Friendly December 4, 2017

dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.

Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?

by QueenMae May 31, 2014

dick wizz

a girl that know about ever guy and his dick

brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.

My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022