Dick weeb

A name you call your friend when they say something dumb/ idiotic.

Leighanna:"I'm such a scholar wow"
Jillian:"You dick weeb you can't even multiply"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.

Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.

by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

loyal dick

a guy that loves and doesn’t mess with nobody while givin’ u and only u his good ass dick and it being da best you eva had

My man got that loyal dick girl.

by ljmf40 June 24, 2018

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018

Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter

dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick

by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018

Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018