Cock Crust

When you cum in someones bread while its baking and someone eats it.

mmmm, this is some good bread, whats in it? COCK CRUST!

by MayoSalPhil September 9, 2009

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cock monglor

oral sex and giving it in a gay way

guy come in and whips it out, gives oral. That is called a cock monglor

by whitewigger127 May 29, 2009

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the end of sex for the male, either the actual moment of ejaculation; or the 'last bit of lurching before launch'. -the awareness that several moments will have to pass (if you're lucky) before re-charge.

after all the labor invested in sex, cock sadness is a sad and inevitable truth.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

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Crater Cock

A man with a small penis or of inadequate size.

He wanted to have sex but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater cock.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

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Bouquet of Cock

1.Derogatory insult utilized at the end of a conversation or argument to convey your immense displeasure with an individual.

2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.

3. See Prvt. Pyle

Guy1: "Why are you such an asshole? I really think you have issues!"

Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"

alternate:

Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"

by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010

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cock-throppled

To be cock throppled; having a larger adam's apple than the accepted norm for a fully grown man.

Dude, you have a huge adam's apple; when you lean your head back it looks like your neck is broken!

or

Dude your adam's apple is so big...

Yeah I'm cock-throppled.
...TMI dude.

by ShenanigansJane June 13, 2010

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